Big Brother

Ok, they're all being racialist (as Ali G would say) in the big brother house. I'm sure this is very important. I'm sure at other times in my life it would have concerned me, just at this point it doesn't.

Why is this?

I've watched nearly every Big Brother, in some sense, since the begining, so why not this one? So far i've seen about five minutes, i've no idea who's been kicked out or is living in the house next door or any other junk.

The easy answer is that i don't have a tv! I'm continuing to fight the good fight, waging the unwinnable war... but this has been the case for years, and no matter where I go, i always seem to end up seeing the last five minutes of it, or at least having a vague idea of the story line. Is it that i've reached a level of maturity, and look back on such childish things with disdain? No, i think the truth of it is that Channel 4 reception has been really poor on my parents tv for weeks now!

Sort it out NTL!